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How do you like that?

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Wanted for vagrancy.

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What's vagrancy?

4
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Boy, are you stupid.

5
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You take a flower,
and it smells real nice,

6
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that's vagrancy.

7
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Ha, ha.
We can beat that rap.

8
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You chowderhead.

9
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Vagrancy is when you're
a hobo or a tramp.

10
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Uh-oh. We can't beat
that one.

11
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There's only one thing
left to do.

12
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Yes.
We've gotta pull up stakes.

13
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Yes.
Get out of town.

14
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Yes.
And go to work.

15
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No.
Oh, you said a nasty word.

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Ooh! Ah! Ah!

17
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Ooh.
Now, listen, you nitwits.

18
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There's a lot of rocks
in this county,

19
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and the sheriff
just loves to have

20
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guys like us
make itty-bitty ones

21
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out of great big ones.

22
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We gotta hit the trail.

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Where will we go?

24
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We're heading west.

25
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There's a beautiful little town
about 40 miles from here

26
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called Peaceful Gulch,

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where you can
lounge in the lazy sun,

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the breeze blows
over the open range,

29
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the birds sing, the bees hum.

30
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Bee-bee-bee-bee.

31
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Get up, you guys.
What happened?

32
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The bees hit me or something.

33
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Wait a minute,
we gotta get going.

34
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Here, we're heading west.

35
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Ah.

36
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That's Red Morgan and his gang.

37
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Last night they robbed
the express office.

38
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Did they get the mine payroll?

39
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No, I've got that in my bag,
but they'll be after it next.

40
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We've got to find somebody to
run these hoodlums out of town.

41
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Well, there must be
someone that...

42
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I got it. Look.

43
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We've got to print
this picture in the paper and...

44
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And say that they're
three famous marshals

45
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coming to clean up the town.

46
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It might work, and give me time

47
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to get rid of the payroll.

48
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That's right.
Uh-huh.

49
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Ooh!

50
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"Law officers on the way.

51
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"Famous marshal and deputies

52
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expected soon to clean up
the town."

53
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Hey, boss, we'd better
call off that bank job.

54
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No, we'll knock that job
over before they get here.

55
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I wish you'd get a new face.

56
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You scare people.

57
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Boys, watch your chance
to gun 'em down.

58
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But remember, they're killers.

59
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Glad you got here so soon.
Welcome, pardners.

60
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Howdy, pard.
Nice knowing you, stranger.

61
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Glad to meet you gents.

62
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My name's Cassidy.

63
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Cassidy?
Do you suppose?

64
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Uh, what might
your front name be?

65
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Aw, shucks. Clarence.

66
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Clarence Cassidy?

67
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Don't sound quite right nohow,

68
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somehow.

69
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Mr. Higgins will be
mighty glad

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to know you're here.

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I'm gonna go tell him right now.

72
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I'm ridin'.

73
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That's ridin'?

74
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Never hurt none.

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Hey, what's all this talk
about Mr. Higgins?

76
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Oh, he must be batty.

77
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Say, this is
a dirty-lookin' place.

78
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Maybe we could
promote a job here.

79
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Wait a minute.

80
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They could use some good
cleaner-uppers.

81
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Come on.

82
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Who's the boss of this place?

83
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I am. Why?

84
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Well, mister, we aim to do a
little cleaning up around here.

85
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Uh, now, wait a minute. Let's...
Let's talk this thing over.

86
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Uh, how about a drink first,
huh?

87
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Well, we don't mind if we do.

88
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Come on.
Set 'em up, boys.

89
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Go ahead.

90
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Go ahead.

91
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Hello, handsome.

92
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Did somebody come in?

93
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Come on, big boy, let's dance.

94
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Oh, I don't... Oh, sure you do.

95
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Your partner's doing all right.

96
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Bom-be-de-bomp, left and right.

97
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Come back with all your might.

98
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Swing, swing.

99
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Excuse me while I cut in
on the light fantastic.

100
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That's dancing.

101
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Uh, have a drink.

102
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It's on the house, pardner.

103
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Thanks, I reckon
I'll have a bottle.

104
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Cuttin' in.

105
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Oh, pleasure.

106
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You dance divinely.

107
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Oh, thank you.

108
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Wait a minute, you earthworm.

109
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Oh.
Get out of here.

110
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I thought those hombres
looked familiar.

111
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Vagrants, huh?

112
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Show this to the boys.

113
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Tell 'em to start shooti"
when I do.

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Vagrant.
Try to fool me, will you?

115
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Stick 'em up.

116
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Get over there,
you ornery sidewinder.

117
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Now, I'm gonna let you have it.
No, no, wait.

118
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Think of my family.
They'll never see me again.

119
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They'll be heartbroken,
all of them.

120
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Yes, they will.
There's my ma and pa

121
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and grandpa and grandma
and all the kids.

122
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I got a little golden-haired
sister looks just like you.

123
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She's this high.

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And a baby brother this high.

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And a great, big brother
that's this high.

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All right, don't move
a muscle, you guys.

127
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I knew there'd be a ruckus,

128
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so I come back
to take care of things.

129
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I reckon I'd have wiped 'em out.

130
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I reckon.

131
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Well, let's get 'em along
to jail where they belong.

132
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All right, sister, get going,
or I'll knock your brains out.

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Hey, is that a way
to talk to a lady?

134
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All right, sister, get going,
or I'll knock your brains out.

135
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That's better.
Go on.

136
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All right,
come on up out of there.

137
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Come on, get a move on here.

138
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Go on, into the hoosegow.

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Go on.
Come on.

140
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Come on, or I'll
let you have it.

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Oh, no, you don't.

142
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In here.

143
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Hey, bud, you got a calendar?

144
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Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.

145
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What's the big idea?

146
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Come on, get going here.

147
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Boys, Mr. Higgins
wants to see you.

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He's moved the money
to the old Horton place.

149
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Wants you to guard it.

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Right.

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A job's a job.

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Yeah.

153
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Hi, Al. What kept you?

154
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Higgins stashed the money
at the old Horton place.

155
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And they're guarding it.

156
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Well...

157
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there you are.

158
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You won't be bothered here none,
I reckon.

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Folks don't come
around here much.

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No, why not?

161
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Oh, some foolishness
about an old spook

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supposed to hang out
around here. Heh, heh.

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Spook, eh?

164
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Yep. Old Indian chief.

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Years ago, Jeff Horton
blew the chief's head off

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with a shotgun. Heh.

167
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They say the old boy comes back
here looking for his head.

168
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Heh, heh.
Well, I'll be seeing you.

169
00:09:07,097 --> 00:09:09,308
Hey, Moe, I don't like this.

170
00:09:09,332 --> 00:09:11,911
Yeah, suppose that old chief
comes back looking for his head.

171
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Cut it out. That spook stuff
is all a lot of foolishness.

172
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What's the matter, you scared?
No, just apprehensive.

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Oh.

174
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That's a mighty fancy word. What
does that "apprehensive" mean?

175
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It means you're scared
with a college education.

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Oh, you're pretty smart.
Oh, yeah.

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What's that?
That's a hand.

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Good, what's that?
That's a fist.

179
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Ooh.
What was that?

180
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A punch in the eye.
Right.

181
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Now, cut out this nonsense
and listen to me.

182
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Larry, you take the couch
and get some sleep. Go ahead.

183
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Shemp, we'll take turns
standing guard.

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Come on, follow me. Get going.
All right.

185
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All right.

186
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Oh!

187
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Go on, sit down,
and keep your eyes open.

188
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Gosh, I hope nothing happens.

189
00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:03,579
You give me a pain.
What could happen?

190
00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:06,115
Come on, answer me that.
What could possibly happen?

191
00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:07,583
N-Nothing, I guess.

192
00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,652
- Well, then, shut up.
- We're as safe as a babe

193
00:10:09,676 --> 00:10:11,809
in its mother's arms,
I tell you.

194
00:10:25,642 --> 00:10:26,819
Who is it?

195
00:10:26,843 --> 00:10:29,489
Moe? Shemp? Is that you?

196
00:10:29,513 --> 00:10:31,256
If it ain't, don't answer me.

197
00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:32,730
Mmm.

198
00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:54,964
Aah.

199
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,521
Yikes. Ah!

200
00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:11,981
Hey, Moe, Shemp.

201
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:14,016
Help, fellas.

202
00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:15,484
He came back.
I saw him.

203
00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:16,652
The Indian chief.

204
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:17,887
The chief?
Yeah.

205
00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:19,188
What kind of nonsense is this?

206
00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:20,990
I saw his head.
Where it wasn't.

207
00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,959
He was gonna go... Oh, fine.

208
00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:25,360
You dreamed it, you birdbrain.

209
00:11:25,384 --> 00:11:26,963
You go on and get some shuteye.

210
00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:28,864
This fraidy-cat
will stay here with me.

211
00:11:28,888 --> 00:11:31,333
But, Moe, I'm a fraidy-cat too.

212
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:32,668
Come on, get going.

213
00:11:34,393 --> 00:11:35,504
Moe, it was awful.

214
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,306
He was 8 feet tall, 9 feet wide.

215
00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:39,742
Oh, shut up.
You make me tired.

216
00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:42,511
Why don't you
get yourself a book

217
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,747
and read it, improve your mind?

218
00:11:44,771 --> 00:11:46,820
Oh, skip it.

219
00:11:48,257 --> 00:11:50,497
Come on,
you're blocking my light.

220
00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:54,924
Whoa.

221
00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:56,826
Whoa.

222
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:00,262
Follow me.

223
00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:03,621
Wait.

224
00:12:18,855 --> 00:12:20,165
I'm sorry, I need this...

225
00:12:21,257 --> 00:12:22,723
Ah!

226
00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:31,660
Whoa.

227
00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:33,246
Oh!

228
00:12:33,270 --> 00:12:34,980
Ah!

229
00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:36,048
Whoa.

230
00:12:36,072 --> 00:12:37,338
Oh.

231
00:12:47,917 --> 00:12:50,351
Hey, let me go,
I'm running away. Ah.

232
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,781
Oh.

233
00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:08,731
Guess I'll be safe in here.

234
00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:10,450
Whew.

235
00:13:12,308 --> 00:13:14,487
Hey, wait a minute. I...
Whoa.

236
00:13:14,511 --> 00:13:17,206
Moe! Larry!

237
00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:19,108
Help! Moe! Larry!

238
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,209
Let go of me!

239
00:13:49,445 --> 00:13:51,189
Hey, wait a minute.

240
00:13:51,213 --> 00:13:52,625
Let me go.

241
00:13:52,649 --> 00:13:55,193
Let me go, I tell ya.

242
00:13:55,217 --> 00:13:56,194
Let me go.

243
00:13:56,218 --> 00:13:58,531
Let me go, I tell ya.

244
00:13:58,555 --> 00:13:59,832
Let me go.

245
00:14:02,625 --> 00:14:04,136
Oh, it's only you.
I...

246
00:14:08,665 --> 00:14:10,943
Ah, nice work, Pete.
Where's the other one?

247
00:14:10,967 --> 00:14:12,611
I don't know.
Maybe Shotgun's got him.

248
00:14:12,635 --> 00:14:13,846
That's all right.

249
00:14:13,870 --> 00:14:15,765
These boys will tell us
what we want to know.

250
00:14:15,789 --> 00:14:16,899
Won't you, boys?

251
00:14:16,923 --> 00:14:18,267
Why should we?

252
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:20,469
Because we'll fill you
full of lead if you don't.

253
00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:22,604
Now, where's the money?
I don't know.

254
00:14:22,628 --> 00:14:24,439
Wait a minute... We don't know.

255
00:14:24,463 --> 00:14:25,875
But, Moe... Shut up.

256
00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:28,477
These tinhorn outlaws
haven't got the nerve to shoot.

257
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:30,445
If they did kill us,
they'd all hang.

258
00:14:30,469 --> 00:14:31,713
That would make things even.

259
00:14:31,737 --> 00:14:33,783
Don't sound very even to me.

260
00:14:33,807 --> 00:14:36,351
All right,
you guys asked for it.

261
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:37,653
Now you're gonna get it.

262
00:14:41,831 --> 00:14:44,443
Oh, hello, Shotgun.
Did you find the other one?

263
00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:45,645
Ungawa.

264
00:14:45,669 --> 00:14:47,346
Now, you've got five...

265
00:14:47,370 --> 00:14:48,848
Hey, Shotgun,
what are you doing?

266
00:14:48,872 --> 00:14:50,349
Not a false move,
either one of you.

267
00:14:50,373 --> 00:14:51,951
It's me.
It's me, Shemp.

268
00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:53,419
Help him.
Oh, Shemp.

269
00:14:53,443 --> 00:14:54,520
Stand where you are, you.

270
00:14:54,544 --> 00:14:56,221
Now I know how
a frankfurter feels.

271
00:14:56,245 --> 00:14:57,924
Take it off, will you?
I got it.

272
00:14:57,948 --> 00:14:59,525
Good work, Shemp, old boy.
Thanks.

273
00:14:59,549 --> 00:15:02,327
I got her covered.
You have.

274
00:15:02,351 --> 00:15:04,871
Get an axe, will you?

275
00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:10,286
Well.

276
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,188
See you got 'em.

277
00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:14,156
Good thing for them
I wasn't here.

278
00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:15,491
I'd have blasted 'em.

279
00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:17,193
I'd have
filled them full of holes.

280
00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:19,462
I'd have...

281
00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:20,463
Eh...

282
00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:21,736
What's the matter, Cassidy?

283
00:15:23,273 --> 00:15:24,950
Ooh.

284
00:15:24,974 --> 00:15:26,741
Blood.

285
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:31,573
Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.

286
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,775
What's the West coming to?

287
00:15:33,799 --> 00:15:35,477
Moe, what do we do
with the girl?

288
00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:37,046
Ah, throw her to the dogs.